FROM the moment Maggie stepped into
the grassy wedding aisle until we crossed back over the same place, those were
the happiest, most blissful moments of my life right up until our daughter was
born. No doubt could stand in our glory, no fear dared to look at us. You could
have seen our joy from space, shooting through the atmosphere like a rocket
shooting miles of silly string behind it. There was such a happy tractor beam
from her eyes to mine it’s a wonder that anyone lived through the ceremony without
being torn apart. Armageddon could have come and gone and a holy bubble would
have kept us safe. There is a moment just before the cocoon breaks open and
releases its prize in which the shell is almost as beautiful as the contents
within. Maggie walking up the grass, down the row made by pretty folding
chairs, our eyes locked, had the gods made war on a nearby grassy knoll they
would have laid down their weapons in awe and respect at the great good thing
happening between us. Beauty in all the languages of every tongue rested on her
like a raiment of light, and I know that in her eyes I was a prince. I felt
like one. I heard my father, my best man, sniffing behind me, and I would have
cried if the tears hadn’t been so afraid of being seared away instantly. Maggie’s
father lumbered like a wounded elephant, ponderous and proud but knowing that
his most precious treasure would soon be departed, would soon be gone, would
soon be lost to him forever. Maggie’s smile never faltered. God cocooned the
area around us and our guests to shield us from the July Georgia heat, and the
temperature dropped ten degrees, a breeze stirred the long fingers of the
willows behind us, and the names of all our children were written in their
flittering. We grinned like idiots, like fools, like two people who have no
right to be so lucky. When my faith in God trembles, I remember that moment,
and I know. I just know. There isn’t that much luck in the world to deliver so
good and right a woman to so undeserving a man as myself. So I pray and almost
always start with thanks. Thank you for my wife, and now thank you for my
daughter. I understand the heavy steps of my father-in-law, now. After my
daughter was born, I loved him more than I could have thought possible. My own
steps… The day is too far away. Our daughter was in those vows, our whole life
was in our eyes, in those words, in those first steps through the grass as man
and woman, wife and husband, sealed and spoken for and blessed more than could
ever be dreamed of. And I thank you, and I thank you, and I thank you some more
Lord. I will never be done thanking you.
A Place Like Mississippi
Monday, November 5, 2012
Sunday, November 4, 2012
The Hindsight Periscope
WHEN I didn’t have a job and claimed I was writing but was really just sleeping a lot and drinking a few nights a week, all I could talk about was college football and basketball. When my team lost, I lost. An entire day at the very least was shot. When my team won? Well, the day was not lost, but I didn’t win anything other than a reprieve until the next week. One of the blessings of Mississippi has been distance from Georgia Tech, being unable to watch them on a weekly basis because I was too busy, or working, or they weren’t on TV out here, or I simply didn’t want to watch them. I feel like a recovering addict. There is magic in college sports, but I don’t know if it’s not dark magic. The feelings are not positive enough, the results do not seem good enough, to justify a downfall.
Watching college football now and getting upset about college
football in particular, reminds me of that time before we moved to Mississippi. There
is a varying scale of self-loathing when I think back on that person that is
manifested in the question I ask my wife from time to time, “Why did you ever stick with me?”
“You
were pursuing a dream,” she’ll say sometimes.
“No
I wasn’t, I was getting wasted at the Brick Store half the time.”
She
doesn’t refute this truth, but she’ll stop folding a shirt or typing a paper or
look up from nursing our daughter, and then she’ll say, “I saw the good in you
that you wouldn’t let yourself see.” To which I usually get teary and she says,
“Rich, it’s fine, can you go start dinner while I put her down?” and we eat
soon after and watch an episode of a favorite show. Maybe we haven’t been doing
this domestic life long enough to be overcome by existential ennui or some such
bullshit, or maybe being in this place where we simply have it so much better
than so many other people and we are reminded of that daily, me in my job at
the yard, Maggie in her internship in a local school working with kids in need,
that we simply feel grateful. If I come home and a neighbor is in their yard
working, we say hey and wave, and sometimes we’ll walk over and talk with each
other, “How are you? How are the kids? Keeping busy? That’s good, that’s good.”
And I’m not sure why this type of life is consistently lampooned as a false
façade for happiness. Happiness is where it is. It may be in a suburb thirty
miles outside Atlanta, despite an hour commute each way. It may be in a trailer
park, despite the earth shattering fear of strong storms. It may be in a little
college town in Mississippi that revolves around that college the way Mercury
runs around the sun.
There is happiness even at the lumber yard. When the planer is
humming, running some of our better stock, when the stacker is flying through
one truck of wood after another, when it’s just been a damn good week in late
autumn and the weather hasn’t been scorching or freezing and not too many
people missed to necessitate we run too much overtime, and we sit around the
break room or smoker’s hut and drink a beer or two (or if you’re Nate, you
drink three before anyone has finished their first and I have to tell him to
save some for everyone else, and he quits shoveling spares into his pockets).
Those are good times. Those are nuggets of happiness. Despite what ole Dick
would keep trying to have me believe, there are some places or times where the
mantra of “happiness is a choice” is harder to follow than others. Some soil is harder to work and produce a good bounty than others. What does crops up in that rocky earth is more beloved than it is in a place
where the soil gives up food and beauty more willingly, with little abandon.
One
of the last times I bought beer for the guys, we were sitting in the break
room, enjoying a 'cold beer' as people say here. That was before Laron left, the guy I was planning
on training up to take my spot so I could go into purchasing, selling,
something other than managing all those damn morons. It was before Lane left,
claiming we didn’t appreciate him enough, which looking back on it, we didn’t.
Mitch didn’t believe in giving pay bumps unless there was no denying a guy
deserved it. I’ve always been a bit more lax, or at least I was until I worked
under Mitch for so long. It was before Jeff left to take a fabrication job at
the steel mill, where he only lasted about a month before he got laid off. One
of those times looking back that was fairly momentous, or at least it looks that way through my Hindsight Periscope, which I imagine is like one of those sets of pewter-looking binoculars on a solid metal post you find at the Empire State building, Niagra Falls, Vic Falls in Zimbabwe or
Table Mountain in Cape Town for long distance viewing. These sorts of memory sojourns require a quarter or more of
emotional toll, an indulgence, payment to see far back and remember. The memory
of that hour, that break room, is purer for this. So many people still there who made the
plant run well, getting ready to leave because for some reason Mitch believed
you can pay someone $12 an hour to manage seven other people and expect them to
stay when his old job comes knocking offering five bucks more. It didn’t matter
how many times I told him I thought we needed to give Laron more money, I was
told that throwing money at the problem doesn’t fix it. But Laron wasn’t the
problem, he was the solution. I wanted to give him more money to entice him to
stay, because he was good at what he did, and he was damn smart. Yet through
the Hindsight Periscope, I can see that I didn’t fight as hard as I want to
remember. I argued my case, I made my point, but I didn’t do everything I could
to make it happen. That is when I feel the muscles around my heart tighten,
knowing that I didn’t get it done because I was basically scared of Mitch, who
wasn't scared to raise his voice, get in your face, imply that you don’t know
what you’re talking about if you are suggesting something he doesn’t want to
hear.
There
was a time when we were still in Atlanta that I talked about taking lessons in
Krav Maga, the Israeli Defense Force invented style of martial arts. If I knew
how to fight hand to hand, I wouldn’t be so easily intimidated. I never took
a lesson. I
swing the Hindsight Periscope to the left and look back to when I was fifteen,
and in the thralls of being an asshole of a teenager to both my dad and my mom,
and my dad pulled me aside in the kitchen one night and told me that if I kept
upsetting my mother, he was going to take me outside and we could settle things
like men. When I told a friend this story years later, he said, “Jesus, what
did that do to your psyche?” I scoffed at him, but knew what he meant. I just
want to make sure that in the future if I have a son who is making his mother,
my wife, cry, that I ground his ass for eternity before I threaten to beat him
up.
Sitting in the break room after that great week of production, Scott asked me if I went to college. What he
actually said was, “I bet you went to college, didn’t ya?” I have grown used to
direct questions of this sort from the guys who work the line.
“I
did,” I said, then tried to play down the privilege of my higher education by
saying, “Mostly just drank a lot of beer.”
I
was not ready for his reply. “Yeah, that’s what rich people do,” he said. “They
go to college and drink a lot of beer.”
I
looked into my nearly empty can of Bud Light, shrugged, and said, “It was a
good time, I learned a lot.”
“I
bet,” said Scott. A month later I’d promote him to Planer lead when Laron left.
Raising
the can to my mouth, I polished off my second. I walked over to the case to
grab another one, but found it was empty. “You need one, Rich?” Nate asks, starting to pull a beer out
of his the big pocket in his cargo pants.
I
put up a hand like a stop sign. I’m not driving close to drunk anymore, not
after last time. “I’m good,” I say. I’m ready to get home to my wife and baby
girl. “See y’all Monday.” See you on Monday, they say. Hasta lunes, the
Mexicans say.
“Hasta lunes.”
Saturday, October 27, 2012
Leave Your Troubles At the Gate
BEFORE Josh called and told me that he had nearly run the semi off the road to avoid a
head-on collision with an anesthesiologist texting away while behind the wheel of her
brand new Camero , I was sitting at my desk, head in both hands, sweat soaking through my first winter layer, brought on by my most recent employee confrontation. I thought about what I
was trying to convey to Beau that morning as I chewed him out, steam pouring
out of my mouth against the cold in the air and the cold emanating from him towards me. I
told him to leave his troubles at the gate and pretend that nothing was more
important inside this fence than work.
I imagine what it
would look like if we could leave all our troubles at the gate when we arrive
at work each morning, at varying times before the production lines start up at
6:00am. Children and wives and grandparents and girlfriends and mistresses and
at least one self-proclaimed baby mama hop out of trucks, cars, vehicles that
can only be described as jalopies, where they take their places behind the chain link
fence, twining their fingers like ivy through the cold thin metal. “Can’t take
ya with me, baby,” the guys say, and the concerns hop out of their vehicles
with a “Pick me up when you get off?” Everyone, myself included, offer some
kind of affirmative- nods, smiles through pain, a chipper ‘you know it’. Each passenger door slams closed and we blow a kiss to the fight we had last night
about soggy meatloaf, or the light bill that’s two months late, or the affair
that won’t die, or the bottles hidden at the bottom of the trash can again, the
surgery our daughter needs that this job’s wages won’t come close to covering.
With a clear head
and a clear conscience each man works like a bandit. A ten-hour day knocked out
clean and true, one swift strike to the workday’s jaw. We power machines down. There’s
not much about life work anyone talks about on the way back to the time clock,
because inside these gates we're all pretending that work is all there is.
Everyone’s an actor giving a flawless performance as a dedicated lumber
stacker, lumber grader, truck driver or maintenance man, even the boss’ son
starring as planer mill manager, a steadfast pillar of commitment that
assures the community that this plant is here to stay. They clock out and I lock
up.
We start up our
cars and trucks and pull down to the gate to find our worries and troubles and
concerns right where we left them. A few of the lesser concerns talk amongst
themselves, but the big ones- Is my wife going to leave me? Is my girlfriend
pregnant again? Am I about to lose my job? Am I going to be a good daddy?- they
are silent against the fence, fingers like ice cold vices glued to the fence.
The greetings are much different than the partings. Each man sighs as his
biggest Worry slips in the vehicle. Each Worry leans over as if to stroke her
hard-working man’s face and give him a kiss. Instead, her frigid hand slips
through his chest, as if the flesh was an unbuttoned shirt in July, waiting for
one cool breeze. Worry slips her fingers around her man’s heart and
squeezes, infrequently, but enough so he doesn’t breath like he did at work
today, after he left this worry down by the gate, put on his work face and
began to act his part. Each man tries to breath, but a full and satisfyingly deep
breath is just out of reach. “I missed you,” each Worry coos, looking deep into
her man’s eyes. The costumes are off, the play is over, and the lights are now
going up. The lighting reveals more worries, more concerns. possibly pebbles of happiness if they could focus. But today the worries are like a broken tooth he can’t stop tonguing.
It’s broken and it’s hurt, but it’s his. “Missed you too, baby,” he says, and
they hit the dusty trail.
Friday, October 12, 2012
Daniel's First Day
Wrote this a good while ago...
THE S382 planer screams like a Tai-fighter each time a board
flies through. The top and bottom head, two cylinders covered with eight rows
of spiraling knives, scour the rough lumber until it shoots out, like slow
motion laser beams. In the line of fire of the outfeed, where the boards are
spat out of the machine, is the stacker operator. I imagine he’s a member of
the Rebel Alliance, and the bad guys can’t hit him. The boards are eaten one by
one, their screams filling my head with imaginary starships, and I’m gone.
Yesterday
morning will not get out of my head. The new employee’s first day, he’s waiting
by the front door, holding the new hard hat I just gave him in one hand, an
insulated lunch box in the other. It’s full of bottles of water. Safeguard against
the Mississippi heat. Then he lurches. His left leg juts out like a spider’s
looking for a perch, then his hips sink. His head seems to have filled with
solid lead, because it’s tilting out over his knee. His eyes are unfocused, his
jaw slack as useless chain. “This mother fucker is still drunk from last
night,” is the thought the crawls across my eyes, and I almost instantly regret
it. His ponderous head has become magnetic, and he crashes into the ground, on
the biggest rock within 50 feet, left temple first. Right arm springs to his
body, and one leg stiffens straight out while the other struggles to find a
fetal home. He’s shaking. Convulsing. Seizure. “Somebody call 9-1-1,” I say,
jumping into a kneel beside him. I hear the words, “I don’t have no service,”
and I say, “Go inside and call 9-1-1!”
He
goes limp, and I almost piss my pants. Then his eyes come to life, but like a
drugged-up patient waking up from surgery. He starts trying to stand, and
begins to fall over. This time I catch him. I try to sit him down, but he wants
to get up. I try to help him stand, but his legs won’t hold him. His face was
already pockmarked, but now he’s pouring blood out of a gumball-sized hole in
his cheekbone. Not the temple, the temple is still sacred.
The
local fire department arrives, and I sigh in my heart because I don’t have to
take care of him anymore. The Mexicans have already walked down to the line to
begin work. They’ve seen some shit. They know there’s no point watching shit
get worse if you can’t do anything about it. The American blacks and whites
stop watching because everything is going to be fine. The entertainment is
over. He’s put on a stretcher, strapped down, and the real EMT’s from the
nearest big town, 30 minutes away, arrive. It’s amazing how smug driving 30
minutes to take care of a bad concussion victim can make a Deep South paramedic
unit. They rotate the victim to his side four times so he can spew vomit onto
the slag. Spew. Vomit. Ralph. Upchuck. He done? Think so. They slide that poor
bastard in the ambulance and off he goes.
Is
there anything you need from me? Is there anything I can do? His wife is here
and in the ambulance now, no one seems quite sure what to do with his car.
“We’ll come get it later,” she says, then adds “He was so excited about having
a job.”
Inside
I look over his application. He was a big rig driver. Drove big forklifts, too.
What if he’d had a seizure on the road? How come the comparable blessing,
having a seizure and busting his face open and sustaining a concussion that
came from a blow loud enough to sound like someone hitting a watermelon with a
baseball bat, why did that blessing have to come to me? In front of me? It’s
like a homeless angel came and bestowed a shopping cart full of spit filled
cans to me to clean and turn in for scrap.
The
boss and his boss (my dad), pull up a couple hours later. “Quite a morning,
huh?” my dad says, shaking my hand. I understand. Don’t make a big deal out of
it. Don’t give him anything else to freak out about. No big deal, no freak out.
“Get any trucks in this morning?” The worst part is it works. Their tactics
work like a box of fucking Lucky Charms. “Four,” I answer. We go to the local
meat and three, and I have fried catfish and three vegetables.
His
dad comes and picks up the car later that day. He says the same thing as the
wife. “He was so excited about this job. Hadn’t had a seizure in nine years.
Doctor always told him that nerves’ll do it, but that never had happened.” I
nod. “Doctor put ‘im on some good med’cine, shouldn’t have no more problems
now.” I wish him the best. His time card was punched in at 6:55AM. I write in
7:05AM as the time out.
I
saw him at a different meat and three about six months later. Face still
pockmarked, steps and handshake hauntingly jerky. Everything all good? I ask.
Everything’s great, he says. He wouldn’t have lasted for us. Too much stress at
our yard.
I
wonder what a seizure feels like. I know it’s not letting go, but I want it to
be. I want to have a letting go seizure, where I seize up and say, What can I
do? I’m sorry, but I’m going to be completely out of commission for the next 30
seconds. Not going to check the numbers. Not going to enter data. Not going to
analyze the problem and figure out why the guys are working so poorly in this
blissful 105 degree, 100 percent humidity, 120 heat index weather. No, my body
is doing what my mind refuses to do, it is saying no to all this bullshit and
shutting down for a minute. I’m going to rest by not resting, it says. I’m
going to relax by tensing up everywhere. Wait until I’m done. Then you’ll know
peace. Then you’ll know serenity. Sit up and wake up and puke up your
breakfast, young man. You just lost your job five minutes into your first day.
Thursday, October 11, 2012
Famous Friends
ON the way to the eye doctor for my annual checkup, I
started wondering what it would be like once my wife and I were best friends
with Beyonce and Jayzee. I’ll learn how to correctly spell my new best friend’s
name soon after we start hanging out I’m sure. This daydream came about for
fairly obvious reasons. One, I was going to pick out new glasses, that day. As
everyone knows, in my mind at least, the fate of the free world rests not so
much on who is elected the president of the United States, or whether or not
Iran obtains nukes, or the euro fails and western Europe descends into another
world war, albeit economic and boring as hell (from afar). No, the fate of the
free worlds rests upon what glasses I choose. Upon picking said marvelous
glasses, a ripple of approving murmurs will spill out from our little town of
Starkville, MS, and gather steam, momentum, the power of the people of our
great nation itself, and people everywhere will begin with a whisper and finish
with a shout, “What amazing glasses, Jim!” Hunger a thing of the past, poverty
eradicated, all weapons of mass destruction fired into space and destroyed… as
long as I make the right decision. The wrong decision, and the whispering to
shouting motif rings real again in my imagination, but with anger and
consternation and pure, joyous schedenfraud at my ridiculous glasses that
channels into the earth, straight to every fault line on the planet, the
derision of all mankind roughly grabbing those plates and cracking them in
their bitter hands like old, tasteless chocolate.
I
have not been diagnosed with narcissism, but I fear its only because I usally
keep these thoughts to myself. Usually.
The
other reason Jay-Z and Beyonce will obviously want to become besties with my
wife and I is because we have a daughter born within a month of their daughter.
I worried we wouldn’t have much to talk about when we go to visit them in
Neeeew Yoooork, or when they come see us in Mississippi, but by then we’ll also
be billionaires, because the fantasy series that’s been kicking around in my
head for a year is going to be pretty darn successful. J.K. Rowling will keep
calling my assistant saying, “One lunch, Damien, a single hour long lunch with
Mr. Hunt,” to which Damien will patiently sigh and say, “J.K., I told you, Mr.
and Mrs. Hunt are still with Mr. and Mrs. Jay-Z. They’re having a month long
play date. He’ll text you when he gets back in town.” So why wouldn’t Jay-Z and
Beyonce want to hang out with us? Probably for fear that they’ll wish their
daughter was as sweet, playful, and full of baby charm as ours, I’d imagine. If
imagining was something I did.
It
used to be, back when I was 12 and I first got a TV in my room, and I was
watching Jay Leno on Friday nights, I’d imagine myself sitting on that couch,
just joshing, just cracking Jay Leno up so bad he’d really want me to come back
all the time. I’d initially be invited on because I was such an amazing
football/basketball player, a white Deion Sanders. I was doing upwards of 50
push ups a day when I wasn’t tired from playing a couple hours of Nintendo
(Secret of Mana) every day after school, or better yet, getting up early in the
mornings to get in some RPG time. I’m not sure how many people really admit to
wanting to be famous; that phrasing itself sounds horrible. I simply want to be
invited to fabulous Hollywood parties, attend them when able, decline when not,
and still get invited back. To be on friendly terms with Tom Brady or Drew
Brees, Beyonce or Jay-Z, to call up M. Night Shamalan and say, “Come on M., the
Village? I didn’t even see the whole thing through to the “climax” on the
sci-fy channel and I know it was dumb. Sure, come over around 7 and we’ll kick
around some ideas over some scotch.”
It’s
not so much that as thinking you are someone more special than you really are.
That someone will stop you as you’re walking back to the truck after the
bi-weekly writer’s group that meets on Saturday mornings and say, “Hey, you’re
an amazing writer, aren’t you! Not bad looking either, I must say, not bad
looking at all!” Why does this person look like Heidi Klum in her youth and
talk like Yukon Cornelius? I don’t know. Childhood plus adolescence pretty much
equals adulthood, and the math never checks out. It is also, for me, a way to
avoid the real work of writing, which is my self-professed dream. I can’t
believe those people, however, who say, “If you don’t love it, it’s just
another job you’re going to hate.” When did George Walker Bush start giving out
shitty life advise to Redbook? Anyone who has truly had a passion for any
avocation and not been a savant at said passion will at some point or other
loath that dream, right? Why this dream, you ask? Why is it so hard? Why won’t
it come easier? I push and I push and I push, but the rock doesn’t even get
close to the top of the hill. It moves a few inches. I give Sisyphus
comparative comfort.
Sunday, August 5, 2012
To Understand the World...
...You must first understand a place like Mississippi. William Faulkner said that. Or wrote it. I don't know which, but they're his words, and the first time I saw them, on a poster in our town's annual arts fair, I about jumped out of my shoes it seemed so apt. "I have to get that poster," I told my wife, thinking that $40 was not too much to spend for such a piece of wisdom. "We can print it out and tape it above your desk if you really want," she said, and this did seem much wiser. I never did print it out, but I figured I'd start a site to talk about this crazy place and our little family's time here.
My wife and I moved here from Atlanta, GA (as opposed to all the other Atlantas out there in the good ole U.S. of A.) almost three years ago, in September of 2009. We had been married for less than two months. I was hired to work in the family company, a planer mill and concentration yard, and I took the job because after five years of spotty, irregular employment, nailing down full time work somewhere where they didn't know I was a fairly smart and hard working guy seemed like a formidable task, at best. We had a plan. She'd go to law school at Ole Miss, I'd work at the plant, and in four years, we'd accelerate to ludicrous speed and get the hell out of this place. We felt like this was a good plan. God laughed, though not unkindly. We revise our plans as he hides giggles behind an omniscient grin.
Today, we find ourselves in Starkville, MS. I am still working at the family company. She is in school at Mississippi State University. We both struggle with living in this state, at times, but there are ways in which we know it has been good for us. Today my wife wore a cute hairband that she usually never would have before; friends would have said, "That's not you!" I wear cowboy boots now, at least when it's not summer.
And at work on Friday, I witnessed my first ever encounter with... we'll have to call them superpowers, I guess. I'm not sure how else to describe a one ton dumpster bouncing off the back of one of my employees and him being able to shake it off like a pesky horse fly, but that's what I saw. He didn't see me see this; at least I hope he didn't. And in light of this new information, I am holding off on firing Kostack for the time being.
My wife and I moved here from Atlanta, GA (as opposed to all the other Atlantas out there in the good ole U.S. of A.) almost three years ago, in September of 2009. We had been married for less than two months. I was hired to work in the family company, a planer mill and concentration yard, and I took the job because after five years of spotty, irregular employment, nailing down full time work somewhere where they didn't know I was a fairly smart and hard working guy seemed like a formidable task, at best. We had a plan. She'd go to law school at Ole Miss, I'd work at the plant, and in four years, we'd accelerate to ludicrous speed and get the hell out of this place. We felt like this was a good plan. God laughed, though not unkindly. We revise our plans as he hides giggles behind an omniscient grin.
Today, we find ourselves in Starkville, MS. I am still working at the family company. She is in school at Mississippi State University. We both struggle with living in this state, at times, but there are ways in which we know it has been good for us. Today my wife wore a cute hairband that she usually never would have before; friends would have said, "That's not you!" I wear cowboy boots now, at least when it's not summer.
And at work on Friday, I witnessed my first ever encounter with... we'll have to call them superpowers, I guess. I'm not sure how else to describe a one ton dumpster bouncing off the back of one of my employees and him being able to shake it off like a pesky horse fly, but that's what I saw. He didn't see me see this; at least I hope he didn't. And in light of this new information, I am holding off on firing Kostack for the time being.
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